You’re a Runner?
Jodi is a marathoner. Jane had never run more than 6 miles, until three months ago. Both are registered for P2P. They went running together today on the trails:
Jodi: I get phlegm when I run.
Jane: I did my first air hanky on my long run last week.
Jodi: What’s that?
Jane: When you blow your nose into the wind
Jane: I was leaning over stretching my hammies during a goo break when my nose started dripping and I had to do an air hanky.
Jodi: Did you just hear the sentence you made? Stretching hammies. Eating goo. Air hanky. You are officially a runner.