You’re a Runner?

Jodi is a marathoner. Jane had never run more than 6 miles, until three months ago. Both are registered for P2P. They went running together today on the trails:

Jodi: [spits]

Jane: Nice

Jodi:  I get phlegm when I run.

Jane: I did my first air hanky on my long run last week.

Jodi:  What’s that?

Jane: When you blow your nose into the wind

Jodi: [laughing]

Jane: I was leaning over stretching my hammies during a goo break when my nose started dripping and I had to do an air hanky.

Jodi: Did you just hear the sentence you made?  Stretching hammies.  Eating goo.  Air hanky.  You are officially a runner.